I wanted to tell him that it’s more than platonic love. That every time I cheer for his basketball team, it’s actually only for him and him alone. Not to his team mates. Not to our school. But despite these obvious admirations of love for him, it did not cross his mind that I madly in love with him. He just shrugs it off as a big joke and that I am interested with other boys. And then every time he does this, my hand wants to him. Insensitive moron.

To get his attention and since he is a t shirt lover, I bought funny t shirts online to get his attention. For a few days, he ignored it but a week after that he asked me out on a date and asked me if the funny shirts messages were directed to him and I told him “Yes.”

The first time that we got the office supply order from the online company, my boss was shocked to see the savings. He had always used the local office supply house because that was the only one in town twenty years ago and the internet was not as popular. Every item that I ordered from the new company was exactly the same as the office supplies that we had originally been getting from the local company but this time the bill was about thirty percent lower.

I got a bonus of exactly that thirty percent at the end of the month. My boss said that since he was going to be saving this amount of money every month then he could afford to give one month’s saving to me.

It was very expensive and I did not know where I was going to get the money to get started. I asked my parents and they said no and then I asked my grandma and she said no.

I was so frustrated, here I had a great idea to make these funny t shirts and no one would help me get it off the ground. When my older brother came home from college that year, he helped me with the website and we started selling cheap t shirts together.

They spent two hours in the garage working on their funny t shirts and I had already made sure that they had some food and some drinks, so they did not need me popping in on them. I stayed out of the garage until they told me that they were done. Two of the girls did not want me to see the back of their t shirts and I just thought that maybe they were not that artistic and were embarrassed.

I then got a phone call about three days later from one of the girl’s parents who told me that the girls had actually made some offensive t shirts and I had supplied them with all the necessary materials. She knew that I would have never allowed it but just wanted me to be aware. Needless to say, funny offensive t shirts were never made in my house again.

I knew that it would not be an overnight success but I really liked the idea of having my own business and website. I have all of my funny shirts made by someone else, so I never have to worry about printing the shirts or shipping them out because they take care of all of it.

I have only told a couple of my friends about the funny t shirts site since it has not really hit it big time yet. I know that they all buy shirts from other websites but until mine starts to really pay the bills; I am not going to let them go on and start telling me what I should and should not do.

I am hoping that sometime in the next year or two that I can have a big open house type party and invite everyone to see how successful my funny shirts site has become, I know that I am on my way.

I stopped them and told them how much I liked their adult t shirts and they told me all about the website where they had gotten them. They told me that this site had thousands of designs and they add new ones all the time. I wrote down the name of the site and jumped online when I got home to check it out. I think that I was on the site for about two hours and realized that I still had not seen every design on it.

I decided to maybe come back to it when I went away to college in the fall, because I knew that my high school would never allow any of these funny t shirts to be worn by any of its students. It might be kind of fun to just try it though and see how long it takes before they make me change my shirt.

I laughed and told him that I had been checking out the pair of Tod’s shoes also. We thought that it was very funny how we could both find great shoes at any time when we were out. He had been the one to buy me my last three pair of Gucci shoes and he had done a great job at picking them out.

We decided that after dinner, we would stop in and shop for a pair of Tod’s shoes that looked very similar to the ones that the women in the restaurant had on. If we could not find them in a store downtown, then we knew that we could probably find them online. I loved the style, but was thinking that maybe if they were green, they would be even better.

We actually had to order the pair of green Tod’s shoes from the same company as where my boyfriend had gotten the Gucci shoes he had bought me. They were delivered about four days later, and they were spectacular.

The fact that Tim’s mother had recently gone to the school board about offensive reading material in the library, I figured that she had not seen this t shirt. I asked him where he had gotten his funny t shirt from and he told me that it was a gift from his girlfriend.

His girlfriend was one to be known to wear funny t shirts, but not offensive ones. I told my son that if he even thought about wearing an offensive shirt like that, he would be in trouble. My son told me that it is more when you get into college that you start wearing the funny t shirts like that and Tim was going to college in two months.

They both asked me not to tell Tim’s mother because we all knew she would be mad. I kept the secret of the t shirt, but did not feel good about it.