An Unrequited Love and a Funny Shirt

You see, I am in love with a man. And he seriously doesn’t know that I am in love with him. I madly in love with him that I know what t shirts he wears in school every day and I know his schedule even on weekends. But before you think that I am stalker, I am not. Our families happen to be very close and he thinks that every time I help him with his homework borders only between platonic love and filial love.

 I wanted to tell him that it’s more than platonic love. That every time I cheer for his basketball team, it’s actually only for him and him alone. Not to his team mates. Not to our school. But despite these obvious admirations of love for him, it did not cross his mind that I madly in love with him. He just shrugs it off as a big joke and that I am interested with other boys. And then every time he does this, my hand wants to him. Insensitive moron.

To get his attention and since he is a t shirt lover, I bought funny t shirts online to get his attention. For a few days, he ignored it but a week after that he asked me out on a date and asked me if the funny shirts messages were directed to him and I told him “Yes.”

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